23 - Into the Arabian Night
Below them, on a khaki green sea, a tiny warship plowed a straight line through short period, white capped waves. Although their airliner sliced through the rarefied air at a much greater velocity, the ship, on the surface below, appeared to be in a hurry to get somewhere. Elena gazed down at it. From its outline, she assumed it was a battle cruiser of the Russian Navy. She pressed her face to the tiny, cool window beside her, desperate for one last glance; consigning to memory a final symbol of the country she was fleeing.
Translated excerpt from Talking to the Moon by Elena Ivanova
First off the plane in Istanbul, we had the Turkish visa kiosks all to ourselves. The officials weren't overtly evil or opportunistic. There were no bulletproof screens; no sliding trays; no machine gun wielding greeters. In all honesty, the kiosks looked a lot like theme park ticket booths. Spooky.
We sidled up to our corresponding kiosks. I went to one for Westerners. Elena to one for those from the Commonwealth of Independent States a.k.a. the CIS: a kinder, gentler, rebranded Soviet Union. I paid my money and got a few self-adhesive, ADMIT ONE for-a-month stickers in my passport. We weren't in the country yet, and already the twenty dollar bills were falling like autumn leaves. Elena got some visa stickers at her kiosk, and ta-DA, we were in Turkey.
She ran her fingers over the Turkish visa stickers. "I can't believe this is real. That it isn't going to be taken away."
"I can't believe they didn't run your passport against a database!" I didn't see scanners or terminals in the kiosks. Maybe the airline submitted passport numbers ahead of time. It was disturbing. Things aren't meant to be that easy. Every step we took deeper into the airport felt like a trap. Like we were blundering into the western pedestrian tunnel at the Kyiv train station.
"Two stickers. Meg, do you have the same?"
I gave her my passport. "I don't know." I was preoccupied with directional signage. Customs. Baggage pickup. Onward flights. I just wanted a lounge, anywhere to sit and ponder our next move.
"Oye, Meg! You have three stickers."
"... And you don't!?"
Russians only get two months. Big spenders: Westerners like me, get three. Bit of a blow, but infinitely better than a one way trip to a crazy house, or a headfirst plunge through an ice fishing hole in the Volga.
* * *
The pressure was off. Seeing those Turkish visa stickers in Elena's passport, and hearing not a word of Russian or Ukrainian was an indescribable relief. But there's a wicked metabolic trick the autonomic nervous system plays on migraine sufferers. It initiates an attack, not as the tension builds, but when it eases. Just when you think you're going to make it, maybe be okay, that's when it hits, and it hits hard. It's subconscious payback for getting wound up in the first place. Several auras -- warning signs -- flashed in my visual field. It was a matter of minutes before I'd be doubled over, vomiting in pain with the likes of a headache defying literary description.
I stopped, took a deep breath, released it slowly. Counted to five.
Blink, blink, blink. "Damn," the auras were spreading. "I need a dark, quiet place! Lounge, restaurant, open source software convention -- somewhere dark and deserted."
She looked at me funny. Asked in Russian what I was talking about.
"Let's stick with English. Russian is too conspicuous." I blinked hard enough to evoke tears. No dice. The auras were getting bigger, bringing smashed christmas lights to mind. My vision was already compromised. My brain was making up missing data from a visual cortex starved of oxygen. It filled in the blanks with shattered stained glass. In minutes, arteries that had gone into spasm would dilate in a crippling overreaction, and I would be left with a headache from hell. Over the years, I've found that meditating to relax the blood vessels in my brain, before they did so on their own, was about all I could do to lessen the oncoming avalanche of pain. "You're going to have to find the Turkish Airlines or Star Alliance in-transit lounge."
"Lounge is in transit?" Elena was out of Russia for only the second time in her whole life. She didn't have a clue.
The Istanbul airport was under construction, or siege. At any rate, the part we were in was metastasizing. Monster hubs are like that, always being taken apart and put back together. The corridors were a plywood labyrinth mined with construction debris. Workers drilled into concrete. Halogen lamps punched new auras into my visual field. I walked with my eyes closed. Opening them just a crack when Elena yanked my arm or shrieked a warning.
"Meg, what is it: star alien sea yeh?"
"A great movie by Ridley Scott." For the life of me, I didn't know what she was on about.
She smacked a crude, plywood sign. The words "Star Alliance Lo" were spray-painted in screaming, atomic orange. The sign had either fallen prey to a reciprocating saw, or there was a special toilet for code-share passengers. Either way, it was good enough for me.
I peeled off my tall-boots and did my damnedest to recline on a rather utilitarian divan. With gloves over my eyes, I imagined myself in a rowboat, drifting on the glassy surface of Jasper's Pyramid Lake. Deep breaths and I could smell the mountain air, the pines, the heat of a summer afternoon just before the zenith.
Then I was hard-focusing on Elena's deeply concerned visage.
"Shush, don't get up." She held a finger to my lips. "Men asking to me, we have sex for money?"
"You have got to be kidding!" I half croaked. The auras were gone, but despite my frantic meditation the headache was brutal. I assumed Elena was referring to a quartet of well dressed, youngish men talking loudly in an Arabic sounding language. "Why would anyone ask that?"
"Men asked to me if you are alcoholic. I told them in Russian that I do not speak English. He told to me, Russian women in Turkey have sex for money and for me to have sex for money with him."
That got me up. Taiko drummers hammered at my temples. I spotted the tall, dark and sleazy gentlemen by their volume and behavior. "Who wanted sex for money?" I demanded.
Elena went white as a ghost. One of the gents strode toward us, a firm handshake at the ready. "Ah, you do speak English! Let me introduce myself..."
I left his hand sticking out in empty space. "I'm sorry, you are mistaken, sir. We are not working girls. We will not take offense, but I'm not sure our husband will not be offended by your offer."
"You are married? To the same man?!" He uttered profuse apologies, bowing in supplication. A nervously whispered conference with the other young gentlemen had them bolting for the exit.
Mercifully, our onward flight wasn't for hours. All we knew was that it was someplace as far away from Russia as we could get by commercial air-carrier. Somewhere in southwest Turkey. A place on a map with a three letter airport designation. A town called, Dalaman. I lay back down, covered my eyes and imagined us flying southwest into the gentle, Arabian night.
* * *
Bloody typical! Both of us had fallen asleep in the lounge. Sprinting for our gate, I heard the "final call" for our flight. Then, "Paging Dalaman passengers..." Oh. My. Dog! They were freaking broadcasting our names! They might as well have taken out a full page advert in the We're-Gonna-Getcha Times. The boarding agents waved us down the flyway and we barreled onto a waiting Boeing 737. Business class was empty. I flopped into the first seat I came to.
Elena looked past the heavy drapes demarcating business class. She scanned the jam-packed economy section for familiar faces. I hadn't asked her to. Come to think of it, I hadn't even thought of it. I was thinking more about the throbbing ball of molten lava in my brain and how to keep from retching. Still, I had tears in my eyes. Maybe it was a reaction to the pain.
"Nobody on this airplane is looking like Russian." She flopped down in the seat beside me, placed her hand on mine and asked, "How is your headache?"
I smiled and closed my eyes.
* * *
The Dalaman terminal, like the one in Istanbul, was undergoing some kind of post-apocalyptic renovation. It was cavernous, dark and desolate. The night poured in through huge openings in the glass walls. A clammy breeze smelling of flowers wafted through the place. Other than a couple of baggage handlers in yellow coveralls, our fellow passengers were the only other people there.
Bleary-eyed, they gathered around a single baggage carousel. Some, including the pilots and flight attendants, simply vanished into the warm, black-velvet night through open wall panels. It was like Second Life but with way better graphics. Compared to the chaotic immensity of Ataturk International, it was disturbingly quiet. Eerie. Sounds were swallowed by something vast. It could have been the night itself. Maybe the throbbing in my head was dulling my senses. I'm not sure Elena felt the same, but I enjoyed hearing a language I didn't understand and wasn't afraid to overhear.
The baggage arrived. The passengers left. We held back, coming to grips with where we were and what to do next. A trance state: asleep on our feet, eyes wide open, too tired to blink. We were the only people left in the terminal. Beyond wide-open, glass doors was a passenger pickup and drop-off area. It was badly lit and barren. No shuttle buses. No taxis. No cars. Nobody at all. I wandered back into the terminal. "Hello? Aloha, anybody here?"
I noticed an old-fashioned, yellow phone attached to a pillar. It was missing the dial and numbers. The sort of phone you might have seen in the old days labeled TAXI and positioned near the supermarket exit. This phone wasn't labeled. I lifted the receiver and waited. About to hang up, I heard a tiny voice rasping from the earpiece.
"Hello. English?" I asked.
"Yes please, speak English. You want taxi?"
A modern van the color of the phone pulled up. A tall, dark skinned, older man, whose voice I recognized from the yellow taxi phone, got out and opened the side door for us. According to him, there was no way a couple of hip, fun seeking jet-setters would hang around Dalaman. He implored us to heed his sage advice, "Do not waste your precious holiday in this dull town."
"Is there a seaside with hotels near here?" I asked. "Maybe someplace with apartments for rent?"
"Ah, the Turkish Riviera, such beauty, such luxury, but not so close to here." He pulled out a map and showed us the various places we could end up. We settled on the closest viable port, a place called Marmaris. Among the many virtues of this mythical, seaside paradise was that it hosted cruise ships and ferries to Greece. Our driver was deliriously happy with the distance, and frankly, so was I. Using cash to get that far away from any airport meant our electronic trail went dark in Dalaman.
We each claimed a bench seat of our own and bedded down for the drive. I awoke off and on during the night. The dry, tortured, mountain landscape sliding by my window was mesmerizing. I longed to see it during the day or even right then, but exhaustion and headache had me down for the count. The next time I opened my eyes, we were pulling up at an apartment-hotel near the historic heart of Marmaris. The sky was just beginning to lighten over scrub covered hills that seemed close enough to touch.
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